someone's famous and it's not me!

so think of me as the Perez Hilton of the Frenchie world. I just caught wind that my buddy on the east coast, Pocket, is starring in a national commercial spot for an undisclosable brand of super-size proportions. Do I have to spell it out? Here are his adorable casting shots. He's a star in the making and quite the ham. I'm really just a hamhock.

snorts ahoy

one of my girlfriend's, maya, is out on a yachting adventure in cape cod. Should i be jealous? Hmm not really since i can swim about as well as a sack of potatoes, but it sure looks like she gets to go everywhere, and i mean everywhere with her daddie! What i want to know, is who's that pint size kid next to her? If she thinks she's replacing
this pint-size monster well.....